Top 100 Funny WiFi Names for Your Router Network SSID

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This is the ultimate list of funny WiFi names for your router network SSID. These WiFi names will leave your neighbors in stitches.

#100. No Wi-Fi For You
#99. Abraham Linksys
#98. Guardians Of The Gateway
#97. Life In The Fast LAN
#96. Get off My LAN!
#95. It Burns When IP
#94. Martin Router King
#93. John Wilkes Bluetooth
#92. I’m cheating on my WiFi
#91. A Van Down By The River
#90. Not In Range
#89. Loading…
#88. Routers Of Rohan
#87. We Are Watching You
#86. LAN of Milk and Honey
#85. Pay $1 Per Hour
#84. I am the Internet, AMA
#83. Ex-Wifi
#82. How Is The Signal There?
#81. I Pronounce You Man And WiFi
#80. Wifi Art Thou Romeo
#79. Quit Using My Wi-Fi
#78. Nacho WiFi
#77. Covet Not Thy Neighbor’s WiFi
#76. Occam’s Router
#75. Luke, I Am Your Wifi
#74. Better Luck Next Time
#73. My Neighbors Suck
#72. Penny Get Your Own Wifi
#71. WI-FIght The Inevitable?
#70. Bad Neighbor
#69. Stealing Wifi Is A Crime
#68. HOA Violation
#67. Keep It On The Download
#66. FBI Surveillance Van
#65. The Triwizard Internet
#64. 404 Wi-Fi Unavailable
#63. Troy and Abed in the Modem
#62. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN
#61. Stop Watering Your Grass at Night
#60. Network Not Found
#59. Everyday I’m Buffering
#58. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
#57. The LAN Before Time
#56. Access Denied
#55. Go Go Gadget Internet
#54. Dora The Internet Explorer
#53. New England Clam Router
#52. Password is DooDoo
#51. Bill Wi, The Science Fi
#50. Silence Of The LAN
#49. Avengers – Wifi Wars
#48. Josh BroLAN
#47. It’s a Small World Wide Web
#46. I Can Haz Wireless?
#45. DHARMA Initiative – Station 4
#44. It Hurts When IP
#43. All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
#42. The Net starring Sandra Bullock
#41. LANDown Under
#40. I Toilet Papered Your House
#39. It’s The Wifi Network Morty
#38. I Have Wifi And You Don’t
#37. House LANister
#36. SWAT Team Unit #7
#35. Look Ma No Wires
#34. Help, I’m Trapped In A Router!
#33. Tell My Wifi Love Her
#32. Come Clean My House
#31. Series of Tubes
#30. Wi believe I can Fi
#29. Beware
#28. 99 Problems But WiFi Ain’t One
#27. Very Slow Internet
#26. Wu-Tang LAN
#25. A Song Of Ice And Firewall
#24. You Load Nothing, Jon Snow
#23. Not The Droids You’re Looking For
#22. Bob’s Unsecured House of Wifi
#21. Virus Distribution Center
#20. Lord Of The Pings
#19. Ye Olde Internet
#18. Your Wifi Is Sleeping With My Wifi
#17. One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor
#16. Winternet Is Coming
#15. Mom, Click Here for Internet
#14. Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi!
#13. Turn Your Music Down
#12. Titanic Syncing
#11. Area 51
#10. The Promised LAN
#9. LANdo Calrissian
#8. A LANnister Always Surfs The Net
#7. Skynet Global Defense Network
#6. Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
#5. Router? I hardly knew her!
#4. Don’t You Wish Your Wifi Was Hot Like Me
#3. Benjamin FrankLAN
#2. Click Here For Viruses
#1. Dunder MiffLAN

Here’s my favorite YouTube video with some more really crazy funny WiFi names.